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Happy and Glorious & Practically Perfect

AuthorHilary Mckay

NarratorSophie Aldred

Duration3h 39m

CategoriesChildren's Fiction

Key StageKS2

PublisherChivers

VersionUnabridged

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HAPPY AND GLORIOUS: It's the Queen's unofficial birthday, and no-one has bought her a present. Not the Prime Minister, not the Treasurer, and not even her lazy Ladies-in-Waiting. All she wants is one small, very cheap present. Just because it has four legs and a tail. That shouldn't put anyone off... PRACTICALLY PERFECT: Life in the palace would be so much more peaceful without the Queen (not to mention her faithful Royal Donkey) and the Ladies-in-Waiting decide to marry her off! But where to find a suitable Prince? Because he must, as the Queen points out, be practically perfect...

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