Sign In Join Now
User Accessibility
  • Increase Font

  • Invert Colours

Search for a Book Browse Books Menu
You Can't Get the Wood Cover Play Sample

Sample may contain unsuitable content.

Stream / Download

Audiobook streaming provided by:

OverDrive Logo

Share this book:

You Can't Get the Wood

AuthorSpike Milligan

NarratorVarious

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 10

Duration2h 2m

CategoriesAdult Fiction, British Radio Sitcoms and Sketch Shows

PublisherAudio Go Ltd

VersionUnabridged

  Save to Wish List
  Add to Favourites List

Featuring: The White Box of Great Bardfield, Tales of Montmartre, The Great Bank Robbery and The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons. Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensures the popularity of Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe will never wane. Featuring The White Box of Great Bardfield, Tales of Montmartre, The Great Bank Robbery and The Mystery of the Fake Neddie Seagoons.

0 (0 Reviews)
0
0
0
0
0

Related Titles

The Goon Show: The Fear of Wages Cover

The Goon Show: The Fear of Wages

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show: The Fear of Wages

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator The Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 20

Duration 2h 3m

From 1952 to 1960 the Goons ruled the airwaves, the most celebrated and influential clowns in the history of radio. This latest release features four more episodes of classic Goonery, starring the inimitable Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan.

View Book
The Goon Show: Ying Tong Iddle-i Po Cover

The Goon Show: Ying Tong Iddle-i Po

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show: Ying Tong Iddle-i Po

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator The Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 7

Duration 2h 4m

Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensures the popularity of Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe will never wane.

View Book
The Goon Show: He's Fallen In the Water Cover

The Goon Show: He's Fallen In the Water

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show: He's Fallen In the Water

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator The Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 11

Duration 2h 1m

Featuring: The String Robberies, The White Neddie Trade, The Spon Plague and The Mountain Eaters. Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensures the popularity of Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Har...

View Book
The Indigestion Waltz Cover

The Indigestion Waltz

Author: Spike Milligan

The Indigestion Waltz

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator Full Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 28

Duration 2h 2m

Four more classic episodes starring Peter Sellers, Harry Secombe and Spike Milligan. More surreal clowning from one of the greatest comedy teams on radio. Goon but not forgotten! In these episodes, Neddie attempts to swim across the Regent's Park Canal with the help of a bottle of green liquid, the Russians force a satellite into the ionosphere (fi...

View Book
The Goon Show: Enter Bluebottle Cover

The Goon Show: Enter Bluebottle

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show: Enter Bluebottle

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator The Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 30

Duration 1h 59m

Featuring: Lurgi Strikes Britain, The International Christmas Pudding, Napoleon's Piano, The Flea Anarchic. Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensures the popularity of Spike Milligan, Peter Selle...

View Book
The Goon Show: It's All In the Mind You Know: Cover

The Goon Show: It's All In the Mind You Know:

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show: It's All In the Mind You Know:

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator The Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 13

Duration 2h 1m

Featuring: The Moriaty Murder Mystery, King Solomon's Mines, The œ1,000,000 Penny and The Vanishing Room. Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensures the popularity of Spike Milligan, Peter S...

View Book
Goons and More Guests Cover

Goons and More Guests

Author: Spike Milligan

Goons and More Guests

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator Full Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 18

Duration 2h

Featuring: African Incident, Tiddlywinks, Giant Bombardon, The Tay Bridge. Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensures the popularity of Spike Milligan, Peter Sellers and Harry Secombe will never w...

View Book
The Goon Show - The Booted Gorilla Cover

The Goon Show - The Booted Gorilla

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show - The Booted Gorilla

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator The Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 22

Duration 2h 2m

Featuring: The Booted Gorilla, The Sale of Manhattanm The Choking Horror and The Ink Shortage. From 1952 to 1960 the Goons ruled the airwaves, the most celebrated and influential clowns in the history of radio. This latest release features four more episodes of classic Goonery, starring the inimitable Harry Secombe, Peter Sellers and Spike Milligan...

View Book
The Goons At Christmas Cover

The Goons At Christmas

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goons At Christmas

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator Various

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 15

Duration 2h

From 1952 to 1960 the Goons ruled the airwaves, the most celebrated and influential clowns in the history of radio. It's the time of goodwill and custard so join the festive fun with Scrooge and Nellie Scratchit in 'A Christmas Carol' and follow the lost chords of 'The Mighty Wurlitzer' hot foot across the Sahara. Also includes: 'Ye Bandit Of Sherw...

View Book
The Goon Show - Moriarty Where Are You? Moriarty Where Are You? Cover

The Goon Show - Moriarty Where Are You? Moriarty Where Are You?

Author: Spike Milligan

The Goon Show - Moriarty Where Are You? Moriarty Where Are You?

Author Spike Milligan

Narrator Full Cast

SeriesThe Goon Show, Book 30

Duration 2h 2m

Featuring: The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler of Bexhill-on-Sea, The Histories of Pliny the Elder, The Jet Propelled Guided Naafi, The Evils of Bushey Spon. Anarchic, ground-breaking and hilariously inventive, The Goon Show re-shaped comedy and set new standards in the genre. The mix of brilliant wordplay, mental slapstick and surreal clowning ensur...

View Book