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Dirty Bertie: Smash! Fame!

AuthorAlan Macdonald, David Roberts

NarratorEvelyn Mclean

Duration1h 39m

CategoriesChildren's Fiction

Key StageKS2

PublisherOakhill Publications

VersionUnabridged

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Dirty Bertie-the boy with nose-pickingly disgusting habits-is back for another helping of comic chaos! With ever-increasing madcap schemes and crazy capers, Bertie continues to revel in his revolting ways. Join Bertie in Smash! his 22nd adventure, as he finds himself in a spot of bother with Mrs Nicely next door, tries his hand at a round of golf and joins Gran in a winning game of Bingo. In Fame! Bertie finds fame in front of the cameras, gets into a spot of bother on a fishing trip and becomes a modern-day Robin Hood.

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