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Why Mummy's Sloshed

AuthorGill Sims

NarratorGabrielle Glaister

Duration11h 4m

CategoriesAdult Fiction, Humour and Comedy

PublisherW.F. Howes

VersionUnabridged

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Number One bestselling author Gill Sims is back with her eagerly awaited fourth and final Why Mummy novel. Mummy has been a wife and mother for so long that she's a little bit lost. And despite her best efforts, her precious moppets still don't know the location of the laundry basket, the difference between being bored and being hungry, or that saying 'I can't find it Mummy' is not the same as actually looking for it. Amidst the chaos of A-Levels and driving tests, she's doing her best to keep her family afloat, even if everybody is set on drifting off in different directions, and that one of those directions is to make yet another bloody snack. She's feeling overwhelmed and underappreciated, and the only thing that Mummy knows for sure is that the bigger the kids, the bigger the drink.

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